Time for a Movie Review
Ok guys, get excited. This post is a movie review for a must-see movie that you probably have not heard of. Now, before you get too excited, you should probably know that the reason this is a must-see is not because it’s good. Oh no, it’s because it is, without a doubt, the worst made movie I have ever seen. So, what movie is this, you ask? Titanic II. Yes, you read that right, but no, it is not a sequel to the beloved James Cameron movie Titanic, it is a movie made in 2010 about the maiden voyage of a ship named the Titanic II that takes place on the 100th anniversary of its namesake. Not surprisingly, this ship ends up in similar trouble as the original Titanic, though instead of hitting an iceberg, and iceberg is hurled at the ship at 800mph due to a tsunami that unfortunately struck the sea during the voyage. To say that this movie is cheesy and cheaply made is somewhat similar to saying that breathing is sometimes good for me, regardless of that however, the quality is actually so bad it makes this movie hilarious and I would suggest everyone watch it once before they die. Definitely watch it with a group of snarky, sarcastic people though, otherwise it’ll just seem stupid. Also, it’s probably a good idea to do what I did and watch it at 3 in the morning, it probably made it even funnier.
For an example of the quality of this movie, please enjoy this clip. And no, contrary to what everyone thinks about this, it is not a parody of the movie, it’s the real thing. From :59-1:09 is really the best part of this I think.
In this clip you can see how though they are supposedly in the middle of the ocean, you can see an entire city outside the ship. Yeah, good going editing. Wow.
So yes, though it was terrible, you should all watch it. And if you have watched it, you should let me know your opinions on it!